Today was perfect.[[MORE]] It was me and Jeremy’s two year anniversary! I surprised him by taking him to the gun range during the afternoon, which I had sworn to him that I would never ever go, btw. I jumped every time a gun was fired. Then tonight he picked me up, we got all fancy and went out to dinner. I mentioned to the waitress that it was our anniversary and she gave us some free...
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com (via crocbonker)
housewifeswag: you know when youre having sex with a dude, or giving him head, and he whispers fuuuck yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
Going to class today was so hard. Real life sucks. So do 8ams. That are across town. And you have to drive 30 minutes to get to. I feel like Garfield
ohmygogapplejuice: sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like
[[MORE]] I don’t ever want to be in a relationship like my mom is in. I feel like that thought will make me look at every boy and scrutinize them down to the last tiny bit. And I feel like that will be the reason why I end up as a cat person.
culturallyinsensitive asked: Alright, anon, listen up/ Do you think you're nifty and special.. because you're not. lol, Everyone masturbates to my girlfriend. But I don't have to because she does it for me. Which means you are some weird old dude watching from the the window. I'll break it down for you - While we're both flattered that an old guy can masturbate to her, it gets weird when he tries to...
Anonymous asked: Until those last few questions I thought you and your bf broke up or were in an open relationship or something o:
Anonymous asked: omg!!! you look so good in those pictures haha, I think I'm going to need some time to myself!!!
Anonymous asked: would you ever accept submissions? like I'm just really curious as to what you'd think of my ... lol
Anonymous asked: Doesn't your boyfriend get mad that your anon masturbates to you and you pretty much say thanks and then put more pictures up for the anon to masturbate to again. I wouldn't want to date a girl like you.
slalfredo asked: I have to say if I lived near you I would so be trying to get with you I dont care if I'm not even your type, lol, you're beautiful
I apologize in advance for the picture spamming that’s going to be happening today/tonight. Love you guys to death <3
Anonymous asked: well now I'm excited!!!
Anonymous asked: no worries haha, your me page is more than satisfying at the moment loool. ;)