May 2013
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It was me and Jeremy’s two year anniversary! I surprised him by taking him to the gun range during the afternoon, which I had sworn to him that I would never ever go, btw. I jumped every time a gun was fired.
Then tonight he picked me up, we got all fancy and went out to dinner. I mentioned to the waitress that it was our anniversary and she gave us some free...
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housewifeswag:
you know when youre having sex with a dude, or giving him head, and he whispers fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
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Going to class today was so hard. Real life sucks.
So do 8ams. That are across town. And you have to drive 30 minutes to get to.
I feel like Garfield
ohmygogapplejuice:
sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like
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I don’t ever want to be in a relationship like my mom is in.
I feel like that thought will make me look at every boy and scrutinize them down to the last tiny bit. And I feel like that will be the reason why I end up as a cat person.
culturallyinsensitive asked: Alright, anon, listen up/ Do you think you're nifty and special.. because you're not. lol, Everyone masturbates to my girlfriend. But I don't have to because she does it for me. Which means you are some weird old dude watching from the the window. I'll break it down for you - While we're both flattered that an old guy can masturbate to her, it gets weird when he tries to...
Anonymous asked: Until those last few questions I thought you and your bf broke up or were in an open relationship or something o:
Anonymous asked: omg!!! you look so good in those pictures haha, I think I'm going to need some time to myself!!!
Anonymous asked: would you ever accept submissions? like I'm just really curious as to what you'd think of my ... lol
Anonymous asked: Doesn't your boyfriend get mad that your anon masturbates to you and you pretty much say thanks and then put more pictures up for the anon to masturbate to again. I wouldn't want to date a girl like you.
slalfredo asked: I have to say if I lived near you I would so be trying to get with you I dont care if I'm not even your type, lol, you're beautiful
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I apologize in advance for the picture spamming that’s going to be happening today/tonight. Love you guys to death <3
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Anonymous asked: well now I'm excited!!!
Anonymous asked: no worries haha, your me page is more than satisfying at the moment loool. ;)